Friday, March 15, 2019

The Great (Russian) Conspiracy




(There used to be a genuine R conspiracy: it was called the USSR. Its aim was to make the entire world Safe for Socialism in competition to its "loyal opposition", the USA, a conspiracy to make the world Safe for Democracy. The USSR died. It's dead. There is no more Russian conspiracy.)

We know how to successfully interfere with another nation's elections. You need agents provocateur to stir up trouble, primarily via phony NGO's prominently featuring buzz words like Democracy, Freedom, Hope, Liberation, etc. You needs mass rallies large enough to gain respectful attention and garner growth traction. You need some sympathetic patsies in government office high enough to give you an Official Voice. (Yes, I know I spelled 'oaficial' wrong.)

If there really were a great Russian conspiracy to elect Trump, it would be MSNBCFOX/NYTIMESWAPOST for giving a sociopathic narcissist named Donald Trump so much airtime. It would be the DNC for shitting all over itself and its most qualified candidate in favor of a sociopathic loser named Hillary Clinton.



News Flash: we elected Herr Donald, not some foreign conspiracy.

Here's the genuine Russian conspiracy, if conspiracy we must call it rather than what it is: sane foreign policy: to keep the USA from destroying it, and if possible, help the USA collapse slowly enough that the resulting economic tsunami doesn't take Russia down with us.

It's called sanity. Survival. But sane survival would surely sound like a conspiracy to most Americans, taught from birth that USA is born to reign over all.


Megalomania and sane survival do not much overlap.

If I were Putin, this would be my song to the USA:

What's With You


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